Kevin Wilson

Nickname: Ralph, Miser
Social Status: mover and shaker
DOB: 09/26/1982

I'm the result of a military experiment gone horribly awry. I was intended to be the U.S.'s secret weapon in the Cold War. My dashing good looks, physical prowess, and rapier wit were meant to charm my way into the folds of the now-defunct KGB where I would systematically kill all of the Russians. I trained for two years underwater and can destroy a man with an eyelash. Now, I am a man without a cause, forced to use my unique skills to woo unsuspecting women. Basically, I am like the ronin, but I have cooler facial hair.

I also like long walks on the beach and just listening.

Fave Beatle: Ringo.

Fave Color: Green.

Fave Food: Beef Stroganoff and Lasagna.

Top 5 movies:
  • Fight Club
  • American Beauty
  • The Big Lebowski
  • The Princess Bride
  • The Usual Suspects
Top 5 bands:
  • The Misfits
  • The Old 97's
  • The Mountain Goats
  • Hell On Wheels
  • Meatloaf
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