ONE
w.a.k.e.u.p
there is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker.
it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like
“OH-EM-GEEEEE this WORKS!!!”
no, it doesnt.

(I actually found one that works, but the other ppl have to have to program as well….)

TWO
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Unless you ACUALLY Promote
Real Bands, and Companys, Than
You’re stupid.
Go play in traffic.

THREE
Don’t ever post pictures and say
“OMG, I’m so ugly”
“OMG,I’m so fat”
because if you were,
you wouldn’t post them.
And if u do ur a freaking mongoloid.

FOUR
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don’t try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win, you’re still retarded.

FIVE
Quit crying
b/c you’re not on someones top 8.
who cares?
ITS MYSPACE!!!

SIX
Who really gives a crap if
I don’t accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don’t send me another request or message asking
“what’s up with you not adding me?”
I don’t want you as a friend;
that’s what’s up!

SEVEN
Little 6th graders who have MySpace
and look like skanks,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.

EIGHT
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true MySpace Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.

NINE
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people’s brains

TEN
And if you open a bulletin and it says something like
“repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,”
IT’S NOT REAL! QUIT BEING A FREAKING MORON

This is a test to see how many people
in your friends list
actually pay attention to you.

This is it. Tonight we are going to hit the very last can of 1,000,000. Can you feel it? We can. This is not just a night, this is it. The end of a million things and one person is going to have the honor of being that person. And all the glory that goes along with that. I ask again can you feel it?

A million cans gone. Not quite yet. but at this rate its gonna happen this week.

Sorry we missed a few days, but were still counting.

You gotta chck this out.
http://eepybird.com/dcm1.html#featured-video

The new little sister to Sticky Rice is about to open. Cous Cous is about to make a grand entrance in to the world next week. Cous Cous is a mediterranean moroccan style restaurant. Catering to all types of people.

So tuesday and wednesday the 26 and 27th we’ll be having a soft opening. Thursday we go full service and open to the public. Any questions please get in touch with us at couscous900@gmail.com

Thanks to everyone that came out for the tasting we held at Cous Cous.

Every tuesday night is the mighty mighty Sticky Rice karaoke. With Johnny Mac and Jon P.

1,000,000 Can Count Down Begins…

So here it is…we are about to reach an amazing goal of a million golden beverages being served here in the past 6 plus years. With our most popular golden beverages and their little friends we are counting down from 2,500. This is starting at the end of the month. We will keep everyone posted as we count down.

Who will end up with the final can? What does this mean for the hit T.V show Lost? Will the winner have to go to work the next day? All these questions are in the future. And I can not see that far.

So the question on a lot of people mind is what is CBR and why arent you doing it anymore….

1st CBR (a.k.a cannonball _____(legal reason)) is Sticky Rice’s DYI annual cross country road trip scavenger hunt. It started back in 1999 as a response to reality tv shows. We were feeling slighted that we would never be picked up to do one our selves so we thought that we would do it our seleves….mildly successful but always a good time. We have been from here to LA, Niagra Falls, Savanah, Vegas and last year we took 20 of us to Costa Rica.

Present day and question #2…we are still planning on doing CBR7. Where and when is the new suprise. Look forward to a hot winter. Check out the a trailer here.