ONE
w.a.k.e.u.p
there is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker.
it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like
“OH-EM-GEEEEE this WORKS!!!”
no, it doesnt.

(I actually found one that works, but the other ppl have to have to program as well….)

TWO
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Unless you ACUALLY Promote
Real Bands, and Companys, Than
You’re stupid.
Go play in traffic.

THREE
Don’t ever post pictures and say
“OMG, I’m so ugly”
“OMG,I’m so fat”
because if you were,
you wouldn’t post them.
And if u do ur a freaking mongoloid.

FOUR
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don’t try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win, you’re still retarded.

FIVE
Quit crying
b/c you’re not on someones top 8.
who cares?
ITS MYSPACE!!!

SIX
Who really gives a crap if
I don’t accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don’t send me another request or message asking
“what’s up with you not adding me?”
I don’t want you as a friend;
that’s what’s up!

SEVEN
Little 6th graders who have MySpace
and look like skanks,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.

EIGHT
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true MySpace Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.

NINE
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people’s brains

TEN
And if you open a bulletin and it says something like
“repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,”
IT’S NOT REAL! QUIT BEING A FREAKING MORON

This is a test to see how many people
in your friends list
actually pay attention to you.